21. ATX. English major.
Pirate's life for me.
Why isn’t it acceptable to just yell fuck you in someone’s face and throw a shoe at them
Never hurl your guts our during a power hour and think it’s okay to keep drinking.
On the bright side I was smart enough to put on a clean shirt, brush my teeth, and rub some good smelling lotion on myself.
Thank god I have a balcony.
Caught up on Mad Men and ate triscuits.
What the hell kind of drug we’re they on?
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via mynameiscollins)