21. ATX. English major.
Pirate's life for me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
for cocktails
My first receipt buying beer today on my 21st birthday was for keg. I’ve only really paid 5% since my housemates donated the rest, but I went to go get it! :D
Turned 21 (now yesterday — May 13):
- got a new outfit to go downtown
- had lunch at a really fancy restaurant
- received presents in the form of $ and jewelry
- mailed my niece her birthday present since it’s next week
- got my nails done
- chopped off all my hair into a pixie hair cut
- bought a keg
- everyone sang happy birthday to me
- partied
(Source: reservedvomit)
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
I’m crying good lord I thought I was the only one
Swallow your poison, for you need it badly.
Friedrich Nietzsche, from Beyond Good And Evil (via violentwavesofemotion)
This will be me when I go downtown tomorrow night with friends now that I’m 21! yeeeah man!
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
The gods will be pleased.
